Let's just say his little butt may NOT survive this one... I'M FURIOUS!!! (pics will come when I get internet at home...)
Lotion on the bed/floor/kid/walls/furniture...
Hot pink fingernail polish... on the floor/carpet/bathroom sink/fingers and toes/walls/mirror... mind you this was an ENTIRE bottle of hot pink fingernail polish
Liquid makeup... mirror, floor, carpet, bathroom, walls, kid, oh and don't you forget squirted all over all of my clothes in my closet...
bottles of bathroom lotions & body wash mixed together... all had to be thrown away due to no longer knowing what was in each bottle...
Poop... yes let me say it again FECES all over the toilet and tub... with fingerprints in it... the fury was boiling over at this point...
my brand new camera... got it for easter... yeah it was covered in liquid foundation... oh and the memory card... JAMMED IN BACKWARDS! had to take needlenose pliers to get it out... luckily it wasn't damaged... BUT there were plenty of pics of his escapades...
Reed Diffuser room air freshner... DUMPED IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER ALL OVER MY CLOTHES!!!
it took 2 hours to clean up... and 5 loads of laundry... there are permanent stains on my bedding from the goop... and some clothes were just too bad to even imagine coming clean... luckily nothing too important... i still have 3 loads of laundry to do at home and i'll have to go to a laundromat to wash my blanket (yes my beloved tiger print blanket from tijuana... foundation smeared all over the bottom of it...)
he was grounded last night... after a few spanks... he ended up falling asleep during said grounding... i ended up waking him up when i saw the makeup all over my clothes in the closet... good thing cuz he hadn't eaten... so he was scolded again and sent back to bed... slept in his own bed last night... first time since we moved to Draper... only cuz he woke up in the middle of the night, i actually woke up, and reminded him that he's grounded and he went back to bed...
he was grounded when he woke up this morning too... just to reinforce that i was PISSED! and then we put down a blue tape line in our room... if he EVER crosses that line, he gets spanked and grounded... he's pleading for forgiveness... which i love cuz he's finally realized that he doesn't like it when mommy's mad at him...
Kindergarten Program
2 hours ago
Man I wish I could have come over to help you clean up. I really hate that you live so far away now. This sounds like an Ethan thing to do, not a Coen thing to do. I am so sorry. I really hope the tape works. If you want to do the monitor thing, I owe you one!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry!! You should have taken a video of it and sent it to America's Funniest home videos. Those disaster tapes seem to always win! Then at least you could get 10,000 for your pain and suffering. :)
ReplyDeleteMaya does that, but it's usually one at a time. Not all substances at once. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... or a mother. :}
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